Professor Discovers Ancient Alien Technology in Campus Basement
A professor from the Archaeology department has reportedly discovered ancient alien technology in the basement of the oldest campus building. The mysterious device, believed to be over 10,000 years old, is now under study, with theories suggesting it might be a universal remote control.
University Implements Mandatory “Puppy Therapy” Sessions During Exam Week
In an unprecedented move to reduce student stress, the university has declared mandatory “Puppy Therapy” sessions during exam week. Every student must spend at least 30 minutes a day cuddling with adorable puppies to boost morale and academic performance.
Campus Library Introduces Nap Pods with Built-In Dream Analyzers
The campus library has just unveiled state-of-the-art nap pods that not only provide a comfortable place to sleep but also come equipped with dream analyzers. Students can now wake up to a full report on their subconscious thoughts and what their dreams really mean about their study habits.
